Off-Beat: Truck-Nuts Land in Court
Oh for ‘nuts’ sake, folks, if you’re going to put “truck-nuts” on your truck, then do it the right way by dangling two chains with actual nuts (no not those nuts) off them. Anyway…this guy went for the rubber truck-nuts and recieved a ticket for displaying the swaying testees. If you ask me, truck-nuts are just as crazy as Neuticles, and if you’ve seen those then you know.
However, Tice, 66, refused to take the ticket lying down and insisted that her bull balls should have their day in court.
The issue was quickly picked up by her compatriots in the lower portions of the Union as an issue of free speech they could relate to – rather than the usual US free-speech hot button issues such as flag burning or depictions of religious icons.
A hearing before a jury was originally scheduled for August, before being bounced back to September and then November. Now, however, Tice’s testicular trial has been tucked back further, possibly into December.