Off-Beat: Seattle Sperm Bike Making Deliveries
Sperm can make some amazing travel in its short time lived, but this is a whole ‘nother story. While we have a ton of puns for this story, which we’ll refrain from for your sanity, it is serious business for this company. (I wonder if the driver of the bike is an ex-Navy Seaman. Sorry we couldn’t resist!)
It’s time to make a computer sperm-shaped case, brb . . .
Specially designed to make speedy deliveries from the sperm bank to clinic, the semen-shaped bike’s unique storage cooling system, located in the “head,” prevents samples from becoming contaminated, KIAH-TV reports.
Not only is it functional, the nearly 10-foot-long sperm bike will also make you the most popular cyclist in the bike lanes, Gary Olsem of the Seattle Sperm Bank explains.